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The Bare Facts Of


andie frankham

andie, the night of 7th March 2000
FULL NAME?
andie john peter frankham.

DATE OF BIRTH?
28th October 1972. (makes me 27)

SEX? Male.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
Rent a room in London, England.

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Doctor Who, Star Trek: Deep
Space Nine, Dinner Ladies & Buffy


WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Cartman - "I'm not fat,
I'm big boned." For the record, that
is Cartman saying it, not me. I am a slim guy!


FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly

FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Doctor Who Magazine, TV Zone, DreamWatch

FAVORITE SMELLS?
Freshly cut grass

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Arguing with very close friends

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Respecting and loving yourself.
Do that, and you can learn to love anyone.


FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?
Interview With The Vampire; Wizard Of Oz;
Titanic; Sister Act 2; Seven.


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
"I need liquid!"

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
Only when reading on the
Underground or bus, and yet I still do it!


PEN OR PENCIL?
the pen is truly mightier than the sword

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
None (the phone kind of pre-rings...very odd).

FUTURE SON'S NAME?
Samuel. Benjamin (I'm a bit of a traditionalist at times).

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME?
Bernice is a lovely name. I would have
to go for that. Depends on her mother, though.


FAVORITE FOODS?
Chinese.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?
With my Mother, yes. But my dad...
next question please.


CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Choc & Nut Cornetto.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?
Bacon bits.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Wouldn't know, I
don't drive.


DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
Depends on if you class my pillow as a stuffed animal.

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
Awesome. Love to watch the elements of nature dancing
the dance of eternity in the skies.


WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
If and when, it would be a yellow VW Beetle.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Would like to meet Anne Rice, Frank Peretti & Mark Morris - awesome writers.
Oh, and Cliff Richard, and then there is someone else...


FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Foster's Ice, and Bud Ice... Mmmmm.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
I like Wordsworth and Blake. But my fave at the mo is,
W.H. Auden, "Refugee Blues" is just too awesome!


DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Oh yeah!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Write books and scripts for a living....period.
Wouldn't mind a spot of acting, too.


IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blonde. I have it highlighted, may go the whole hog one day.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
I would like to believe so. But
only time and GOD knows...


WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Photos of friends, postcards, oh and, of course, a cool picture of
Scooby Doo; people seem to love the idea that I have
that on my wall. It's true, though.


IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Depends on who put the water in the glass.
But then if I'm thirsty it would be academic at best.


FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?
The Colour Purple. The Wizard Of Oz. A Life Less
Ordinary. Interview With The Vampire.
Star Trek: First Contact (I'm not a big movie buff).


ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Left, but then all the most
creative and personable people are.


DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Yes indeed.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Eh? Oh boy. A rake...
as it helps get rid of the old rubbish and cleans the rest up.


WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Loads of letters. A suitcase. Some empty
envelopes. Mess, usually.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
Don't have one.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?
A yellow VW Beetle..!

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Sports? Do be serious




11 yr old Andrew Frankham

due to recent events in netcentral I have decided to amend the following Hot Twenty, because I am, quite frankly, pissed off with people calling me a fake. I am, by no means, a perfect man, nor do I intend to become so. It is a dream that cannot be achieved. I am who I am, and I will not apologise for that. But I do not go out of my way to offend people. If you want to know all about me, then the best part of me can be found on the next page - and all that follows is the truth. Believe me or not, it is up to you...
CLICK HERE!


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revised: March 6th 2000